Cyber Crime

With the cyber revolution, in came the crime, that is cyber crime. The blessing of internet has it`s curse within itself. The web world has brought the world in one`s finger tips in seconds. There are numerous merits of it, no more delay in mail delivery, no more standing in long queue for paying utility bills or purchasing railway or airline tickets. Sitting right in your drawing room, with home comfort you can book hotels all over the world! One could not imagine this even just a decade ago, in many parts of the globe.

Let us see the other side of it. The fraudsters are also out there. Recently in Kolkata, India at least 14 ladies were cheated or black mailed by cyber criminals. The trap was laid in chat site. In fact the in these chat sites most of the people use pseudonym, hide there actual identity. This prevents police to initiate any action against criminals.

Let me narrate a single episode. A guy with a false name managed to developed intimacy on chat site with an elderly lady. Obviously she was rich, lonely. Usually they are more prone to be the victims. Considering the guy trustworthy she invited him to her house. On his first visit, he appeared to be educated, cultured and amiable. However, the guy did not approve the decoration of her household and readily offered his help for renovation. The gullible lady offed him Rs40000/- in cash to start the job in his second visit. He never made a third visit to her home!

More or less all the victims are having the similar kind of experience. When they turned up to seek police help. Found that police too are help less without a clue.
Recently, law has been enacted, that cyber cafes are required to keep records for their users, verifying users identity. Hope this will lesson the problems in tracking the culprits. But unless the people are more concerned and informed about such crimes and take preventive steps , it will never cease to recur.

Beautiful Maths !

Mathematics has always been my out of favour. I could never love it for its insipid taste. Any subjects like history, geography , literature or other science subjects had a picturesque approach to me. But arithmetics with all its jumbles posed something hard to digest. Off late, I found some beautiful formulas in simple arithmetical calculations. Repent, in our days they were missing, lest I too could find some interest in the subject.
Here I let you have some beautiful formation of mathematical jumbles , hope it will be liked by all and encourage few to proceed further for newer formulas.

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Like it?

Do you know how cocktail came into being?

The owner of an American bar had a large ceramic container in the form of a rooster. The container was filled with the leftovers from drinks. The less affluent could get a drink from this container, served from a tap at the tail. Hence, the name cocktail became associated with a mix of drinks. Some say the quality was always high after English sailors had been in, as there was a good mixture of rum, gin and brandy in the cocktail.

A joke

It was just few months after independence, of our country India';
The British were still there; however Indian were quite free to interact with them with the spirit of their freshly earned freedom.

In a first class compartment of long distance train, a British and on Sarderji ( a Sikh, by faith, usually they are prominent with their turban) were traveling . The British was as usual in his grave composure, but the Sardarji was enthusiastic.

He wanted to open some dialog with the fellow passenger. Thinking for a while, he just asked " what is your name, sir?"
The British replied breaking his silence, Robert Bruke. Then he asked the Sardarji, " what is your name?'. The Sardar retorted, Kuldip Singh Dhilon. The surprised British asked, "Kuldip is your name, Dhilon is your surname, then what is Singh?"
The Sardar replied " Jistara towda King, ustara sadda Singh!"

A joke from my collection

A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

- That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:

"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

A Joke

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
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> "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
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> A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
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> The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted...........

A Story

Once upon a time...

There was a rich King who had 4 wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day
she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidante and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her to help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short.

He thought of his luxurious life and pondered, "I now have 4 wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good!
When you die, I'm going to remarry!"

His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me
and keep me company?"

"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave."

Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out:

"I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The King looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny,
she suffered from malnutrition.

Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In Truth, we all have 4 wives in our lives ...

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Soul,

often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the ego.
However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go.

So cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now!
It is your greatest gift to offer the world.

Let it Shine!

AWESOME GRAPHICS

Here are 7 pictures of (European) semi-trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.

The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.







The second is of canvas tote bag.







The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.







The fo urth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards.







The fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it.







The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books (Again, in a foreign language)







The last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The "inside" of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.

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Scrabble

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE When you rearrange the letters: FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE BARA THEDA When you rearrange the letters: ARAB DEATH PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!! DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS Reply Reply to all Forward

A JOKE

A lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest.

She asked him, " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favor ? "

The priest replied, " Of course my child. What can I do for you ? "

I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a new sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the cutoms duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock ? "

The priest replied, " Of course I could, my child. But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie ! "

The lady said, " You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions "

So, she gave him the ' Hair remover ' gadget, which the priest put under his cassock. The aircraft arrived at its destination. The priest presented himself to one of the customs officers.

He asked the priest, " Father, do you have anything to declare ? "

The priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare "

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, " And from the sash down father, what do you have ? "

Again the priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . which has never been used ! "

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, " Go ahead Father. Next person please . . . !!! "

LIMITS OF YOGA PT- III

CHANDRATARA VYUH GYANAM.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 28.
Meditate with moon can give knowledge about the stars, without the
help of planetorium , only meditate with moon and knew all bout the
stars.
DHRUVE TADGATIGYANAM.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 29.
Meditate with 'Dhruvtara'and knew the motion path of stars. here space
telescope is useless? what is this?
Lets talk about the another type of hypothecation in Yoga
NABHICHAKRA KAYAVYUH GYANAM.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 30.
Consentration on 'Nabhi'( a place on stomach) can give knowledge about
the body. There is no need to study medical science. All the
information about human body can be received through consentration on
'Nabhichakar'
KANTHKUPE KSUTPIPAS NIVRITI.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 31.
Means consentration on Kanth(a place on neck) can give the power to
live without meal. Is it possible? Any a man also whom called them
Yogi can live without mea? Is Patanjali himself were lived without
meal? He were eat or no? But it is also as true as Patanjali himself
that the took fooding. Then how he told this type of hypothecation..
Not only here but is can also be sys that nobody could follows up
Aparigrah as stated in Yogashutra and Astey is also far away from the
limits of practice.No such a Yogi who can follow up these situations,
and not any kind of persons who fulfill this.
lets talk on anther shutra -
KURMNARAYAM STAIRYAM.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 32.
Consentration on Kurma Nari can give the stability of body.
MURDDHJYOTI SIDHDARSHANAM.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 33
Consentration of light on the top of head ( is there any man who have
seen it)can met the Sidhdhays(Yogis).It can be said that there is not
any kind of this type of light and not any result of this kind of
consentration. this is a false and imaginative statement and we
shouldn't have to beleive it.
lets look on otherone
HRIDAYE CHITSAMVITA
Bibhutipaad , shutra 35.
Means consentration on heart can gives the knowledge about the mind &
thoughts or can give the knowlege of Psycolodgy. But I knew the
psycosiololists and they knew it through his labour and practice, not
through these kind of consentrations.
Lets see on another shutra
BANDH KARNSHAITHILYT PARCHR SAMDNACHA CHITASYA PARSHARIRE AVESHA.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 39.
Here Patanjali told to reach in the mind and boudy of others, which is
called 'Parkaya pravesh'. It is totally false and imaginative to reach
and capture the mind and body of anotherone.
In anther place Patanjai says about to fly in the air and this is
receive through the consentration on the light weighted things.
KAYA KASHAYO SAMBNDH SANYAMATTLAGUTUL SAMPATTESCH AAKASHGAMANAM.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 43.
NOW YOU MAY ALSO DECIDE THAT YOGA IS WHICH KIND OF SCIENCE.

LIMITS OF YOGA PT-II

let us look on the another shutra
ASTEYPRATISTHAYAM SARVARATNOPSTHANAM
Sadhaanpaad , Shutra -37.
There is another type of hypothecation and a kind of grid has been
offered by Yoga. In this shutra it is stated that ones who lives with
ASTEY can get any kind of wealth. Here we have to know about ASTEY, it
means nothing receive by anyone. And in Yogshutra it is stated that
the 'asteyi' can get everything. Means one who is not ready to receive
can get. If this is not a hyothecation then what is this? I am not
understand that what yoga says. One who is not ready to receive can
get every thing. And if it happened then what kind of cansumption he
can made? And there is another major question - Is there a man of this
kind? Ones who called Yogi are of this nature. This is an
antiprogressive statement and according to thses kind of statements
there will be says thatthe Yoga is against the progess of science.
Lets talk to another shutra - here Patanjali(author of Yogshastra)
says that we can knew our past births through APARIGRAH.
APARIGRAHSTHARYE JANAMKATHA SAMBODAH.
Sadhaanpaad , Shutra -39.
'Purva Janam' is a fiction and the yoga says about to realise it. All
the frauds and business of releigions is based on myths of past borth
and heaven.And it can be strongly stated that there is not nay past
birth and heaven. Then anyone can knew it, how? Totally fraud!
Lets talk to some other Shutra where Patanjali says about the power of
yogi and offering a lots of grid to man.
BHUWARGYANAM SURYE SAMYT.
Bibhutipaad , shutra 27.
Means meditate with sun can give knowledge about the world. Here the
T.V. and oher communication resources are not necessory , only
meditate with sun and knew all about the world!

LIMITS OF YOGA - PT-I

adverse and advance talking in the "Yogshastra". And like all other
releigious books there are several hypothecatic topicks init. here are
some examples-
First of all lets talk about the first and begning of "Yogshutra ".
for your kind information let me tell that the Yogshastra has been
written on "shutra" form. Shutra is a little and meaningful pharse in
Sanskrit language. All the words of the shutra hsa bears a number of
meanings, and there is controvercy arises. Through these controvercies
it is very difficult to find any deceision. And only because of this
weakness there were a lots of hypothecations and myths (an unreal
story) arises. These myths develops a new superstition and
superstition also produce another myths and vice-versa.
Lets talk bout the forst and origin shutra of Yoga.
YOGASCHITTAAVRITI NIRODHA.
Yogshutra,samadhipaad, shutra-2.
Chitta and vrities are the two aspects of humankind. But Yoga calls us
to kill the vrities and live only with Chitt.
but for your kind information, I have to say that these two (Chitta
and Vritties) are not two elements. They are same or two aspects of
same thing(humankind).Chitta and vrities are as same as day and night,
darkness and light. In the present nature all the existings have their
negatives. For example days have night, beautiful lotus have mud. If
we remove the dirtynees of mud we will also loss the beauty of lotus.
And it is a universal law. All the present things have their
negatives. But this is nit woth chitta and vrities. Chitta and
vritties are not two things Chitta forms by vritties, it means that no
one can prevent it(chita or vritties)as says in Yogshutra.
It is very basic and primary weakness of Yoga and through this hole
all the establishments aout Yoga feels fiction. While there are
several other fictions in Yogshastra-
now lets see some of the - look at this shutra -
SATYAPRATHISTHAYAM KRIYAPHALASRYATWM.
Sadhanpaad , shutra-36,
Means ones who live with truth can receive the rewards of any work of
any on for himself or anyself. Now you have to deceide that how the
result of any work of anyone can be received by another. How it is
posible that eat one and satisfy another, not only here but this other
can also send this satisfaction to anyone? What is this hypothecation?
Imagination?for a false statement? If not so how it is possible? Can
anyone describe it? Live with truth is a good mannaer but truth can
give this kind of power. I can't beleive it. And through this epic
there are several other myths have been published. We have to oppose
these kind of statements.

A CRUDE JOKE !

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?
Bob
And what is your question, Bob?
I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, Ok where were we?
Oh, that's right. Question time. Who has a question?
A different little boy raises his hand.
George points him out and asked him what is your name?
Steve
And what is your question Steve?
I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN?
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
Fifth, where is Bob?

CHECK YOUR MOBILE PHONE

Is your Mobile Phone Original or Not ? ---------Check it now

Very, very Informative.

Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears.

Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7th	8th	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Phone serial no.	x	x	x	x	x	x	?	?	x	x	x	x	x	x	x

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality.

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality.

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good.

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality.

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health.

IS LOVE BLIND?

There was blind girl who always say to her boyfriend that i will marry u if i could see u suddenly one day someone donated eyes to that girl when she saw her boyfriend she was shocked to see that he was also blind . Boyfriend asked will you marry me now? She refused. Boyfriend smile n went away saying 'just take care of my eyes"

A Joke "Why I usually avoid 5* Hotels"

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

Bionic Eye

We all , who are sitting before computer, obviously do have our eyes intact. In fact, people like us can never feel how born blind persons feel, in their day to day life without the precious eye sights. Closing our eyes for a short time to comprehend their feelings never helps. A ray of hope is ushering for the blinds with experimental operations being undertaken in different parts of the world. International trial of new technique with the aim to restore a basic level of vision so that blind people can"see" spots of light and distinguish light and dark shapes. The experts feel that like deaf can listen with the cochlear implants, surgically implanted in their skull; the blind patients were fitted with a pair of glasses with a tiny camera and transmitter that sends a signal to an ultra-thin electronic receiver, inserted into the back of eyes. The images sensed by the camera transmitted to the receiver stimulate the remaining healthy nerves of retina . The signal is sent via optic nerves to brain and thus pattern of light and dark spots are perceived by brain.

In fact this is just a start; and if successful, finally it may lead the blind to see , at least partially. Let us hope, the experiment meets success.